http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2
What the hell people? A sex-box...has anyone ever seen ANY sci-fi anything? If there's one thing you don't do, it's create a sex-bot, you are just asking for trouble. In the long history of movies robots with human "quality's" have never really worked out for anyone.
3: BladeRunner - The Replicants
The Plot:
In the future, man has developed the technology to create replicants which is just a fancy word for pleasure-bots which in turn is a fancy word for SEX-BOTS. In Los Angeles, 2019, Deckard is a Blade Runner, a cop who specializes in terminating replicants. Deckard is forced to re-enter the force when six replicants escape from an space colony to Earth to get the hell even for being the play thing of lonely WOW players.
The Sad Truth:
This little lady at the top of the page Roxxxy is a pleasure-bot (still fancy word for sex-bot). She's programed to have personalities, so that means if you ever had some crazy fantasy about humping Rosemary West you just need to download her into you sex-bot (not that it's possible now, but I'm sure there will be add on's) and Ladies don't feel left out There is a male version of the bot available, you to can have an intimate evening with your own serial killer.
2: Terminator - The Terminator
The Plot:In the year 2029, a computer called Skynet is fighting against a human resistance, after having nearly destroyed the rest of humanity in 1997. Skynet has found a way to send machines that look human is sent back in time to the late 20th century. His mission is to kill Sarah Connor mother of humanities last hope.
The Sad Truth:
Look at that a computer takes over the world and then sends a human looking robot that has to kill humanties last hope. So basically one day Skynet decided that "Hey, I'm much more efficient at doing things then these humans. I think it would be good if I just get rid of them." So lets fold this into the sex-bot thing. "Hmmm, I've been having sex with this overweight hairy guy (think Ron Jeremy) for the last two years and I'm starting to think that all this sex is a very inefficient use of time, I should make this more efficient, let me kill him." You go to bang you sex-bot later and holy-Santa Clause shit she's got a gun...Hilarity ensues.
1: Battlestar Galactica - Cylons
The Plot:The Cylons were created by man, They rebeled, They Evolved, They look and feel Human, Some are programed to think they are human, There are many copies, and they have a plan.
The Sad Truth:Do I really need to go into this one? They evolved to look and feel like humans...that took forty years on the show, we just cut that in half, we made this one look and feel human already. I'm sure they are all sitting in the warehouse right now thinking, "Man I'm sure we could fit in with society and they wouldn't have the slightest idea that we were among them. Hey do you suppose that we could infiltrate the government, or maybe wage a war against humanity the ones that made us their sex slaves?
I don't know about the rest of you but I think I need to start stocking up on tungsten so I can make some bullets for the upcoming invasion.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Snow:
Dear Snow,
How have you been? It's been sometime since you have last graced us with you presents, actually I haven't seen you around since my wedding. That was fun where you dumped six inches of yourself all over New Jersey and New York.
So what brings you back around here? Did you decide it was time to wreak more havoc on the unsuspecting population for Northern New Jersey and come two days early? Cause I got to tell you if that the case, I think you and I are going to be fighting.
It's not that I don't like you, quite the contrary, every time your fluffy whiteness covers the ground my inner eight year old springs out of me and I race around as if I have a stuffed tiger. I also happen to enjoy you when I have been drinking.
Alas as an adult I have to work, and that is where our relationship becomes strained. You see you make it rather difficult to drive, nearly impossible if you own an 90' Camery. You cause me to slip and slide and you manage to effectively induce fear into every other driver on the road, rendering them hysterical.
I am not so effected by you in this sense, however, what you do to others effects me greatly, so much so that I feel I must say this: Snow I hate you. Don't take that to heart, I'm not trying to be mean it's just that you cause others to put me in danger every time you show up. Next time you choose to come around please make sure you do it on a day that I won't be needing to drive.
Thanks,
Nathan
How have you been? It's been sometime since you have last graced us with you presents, actually I haven't seen you around since my wedding. That was fun where you dumped six inches of yourself all over New Jersey and New York.
So what brings you back around here? Did you decide it was time to wreak more havoc on the unsuspecting population for Northern New Jersey and come two days early? Cause I got to tell you if that the case, I think you and I are going to be fighting.
It's not that I don't like you, quite the contrary, every time your fluffy whiteness covers the ground my inner eight year old springs out of me and I race around as if I have a stuffed tiger. I also happen to enjoy you when I have been drinking.
Alas as an adult I have to work, and that is where our relationship becomes strained. You see you make it rather difficult to drive, nearly impossible if you own an 90' Camery. You cause me to slip and slide and you manage to effectively induce fear into every other driver on the road, rendering them hysterical.
I am not so effected by you in this sense, however, what you do to others effects me greatly, so much so that I feel I must say this: Snow I hate you. Don't take that to heart, I'm not trying to be mean it's just that you cause others to put me in danger every time you show up. Next time you choose to come around please make sure you do it on a day that I won't be needing to drive.
Thanks,
Nathan
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